RED, WHITE AND BLUE PART II

Hopefully this will beat the Iowa caucuses, not that it will change the mind of a permanent Trump acolyte. I will settle for a couple of unattached Republicans, a few Independents and the Dems who need to get off their asses. That’s right, don’t read this to your English classrooms ’cause there’s going to be naughty words again.

At the end of my last offering I was getting ready to throw some darts at the President and most of the Democrats in Congress. Are you gonna sit, stand or lie there being politically correct until more and more open and undecided minds tune you out because of boredom? President Biden is a truly tested and honorable man. I doubt you would ever hear him using language such as mine, even behind closed doors. His age is his weapon not his weakness. He has seen the ugly and the beautiful since before the parents of some of our current Representatives were born. His problem, and yours, is no one has ever seen a politician as degenerate as Donnie Chump (sorry, Trump). This is not a political debate, not a normal presidential election. Make no mistake ladies and gentlemen, this is out in the open civil rebellion. What do you think the January 6th assault was? You’ve named it yourselves, it was an ASSAULT damn it! The FBI, CIA, NSA and all the other letters of the alphabet are telling you what’s going on, will you please fucking listen?! Disgust and reproach are going nowhere against MAGA . This isn’t how do we fix the border, you know they don’t want to fix the border. Will someone please stand up in the well and shout it?! Peoples minds are made up by Samhain so you have about eight months to blow the wax out of their ears. You’ll be competing with non-stop Chump radio as the lawsuits play out. You’ve got the NFL playoffs until February. Then you’ve got depressed people because NFL’s over and they don’t want to hear politics. If Covid and the other influenzas rear up you’ve got quarantined depressed people, well on their way to quarantined REALLY pissed off people who would rather hear the Chump MAGA lies than make time for another(Fauci) inoculation! Then spring training, March Madness, etc do you hear me? No one wants to hear bad news.

The orange OOMP-A-LOOMPA is a psychopathic liar and probably a sociopath to boot, ask his cousin, Mary the shrink. No one listens anymore! All the sensible actions are being drowned out by The Chump Channel, sorta like MTV used to be. On every where, all the time. Plenty of of blame to go around. Have you noticed that all our Woodstock era songs are making sense again? Steppenwolfe’s “Monster”, C,S,N,Y’s ” Ohio or “Deja Vu”. Jimi’s version of “The Star Bangled Banner” most of all. Distorted, fuzzed and wah-wah pedaled most of all but the Banner’s still there underneath. It’s playing there still, beneath the delivery style, it’s still there. I remember being called hippie, faggot, freak, pick your adjectives you narc! We were tribal then too. Heads, greasers and and you mirrored sunglasses, rough rider hatted, my way or the highway spouting wanna be narcs! Couldn’t just let a crew of grasers throw a keg party without rousting ’em. Couldn’t just let the heads pass a joint or a bong around in the park. I saw friends go through ROTC or the draft board and never make it home. The ones that did come home were met with spit or some other vile invective half the time. We served. It fucked us up but we served. Our moms and a small group of family were glad to see us. Our dads? Still sorta depended how long our hair was, what we were listening to and whether or not we were “goddammit junkies” for smoking weed. The only thing close to ‘Nam were the Pacific Islands during WWII. If ya weren’t there, well…you weren’t there there. I was lucky, I saw it from the water. I don’t condemn those who didn’t have to serve so don’t you dare fool mouth us who did. I had not the least bit of anger toward those in college or the folks who ran for Canada. Hell, they helped keep our generation from disappearin’. Those who don’t know war shouldn’t try to make it. I asked ya before who you wanted deciding go – no go situations, Biden or Bone spurs Donnie. Who do you want dealing with Putin and Netanyahu, Biden or service folk were losers and saps Chump? Let’s ask the law and order, service folks first. Let’s ask Republicans. Let’s start with I got a football up my ass Tommy Tubervile. How “bout it asshole ? Can ya pry the ol’ pigskin outta there and give us an opinion?

I’m not just raggin’ on ya, or Republicans for that matter. The Republicans missed their off ramp years ago so the Democrats better start living in the fast lane. Every tirade out of ANY MAGA, especially Chump, puts a Dem or Indie in front of a camera, on a mic, guest on late night TV but someplace to counter the lies and drivel.I know the president is booked solid but he’s gotta get someplace with a beer in his hand and a worn t-shirt and jeans. Let the rest of America see him without a suit and tie, they’re not the usual attire of us blue collar toilers. Joe’s funny, Joe’s smart, Joe is the best choice in the room if something goes wrong ’cause he’s seen it all. I got my face rubbed in the same gravel Joe did. Millions of others grew up, lived and died the same way. Speak to them, not many of us got a chance to go to college. We’re labor, we’re service, we’re vets, parents, grandparents , drivers, roofers, pavers, papers, etc. These are the folks that want to believe Chumps lies because they’re living in the same neighborhood they grew up in. He’s telling them that the Dems look down on them. Gotta show ’em the truth, Chump was born with a silver spoon in his ass and he’s playing them for suckers. Do a half hour biopic in NY backdrop if you have to, get everyone he’s screwed. Get family, ex friends, businesses he’s cheated, everyone in his books. It shouldn’t be too hard, he’s screwed virtually everyone who’s been close enough to stand in his shad. Cohen, Giuliani, McCarthy, most of his lawyers et al. Sorry, can’t seem to go a paragraph without Donnie causing me to rant.

So, back to Biden. Our guilt by association is building well beyond proportionately every day. Now it’s South Africa sounding the alarm. There’s Netanyahu’s worn adage “Walk a mile in my shoes” which may be temporarily apt. Then the stone thrown at America “You’re standing so close it’s hard not to paint you with the same brush”. Mr President, we brought you in from the bullpen to send Donnie down to play boonies ball. You know what you have to do. Sometimes there’s no gentle way to do it. Just do what friends do when they have to, rip the bandaid off quickly and let the fresh air heal the wound. Having to deal with two Chumps is gonna be tough so so knock ’em down one at a time.