JD'SBlueCollarBlog

Category: Blue collar politics

  • In The Other Corner Wearing Red, White And Blue With The American Bald Eagle….

    Have you seen these folks, the Sedition Hunters? I assumed they were a group of hardass Dems out for blood. Once again I prove I have my fingers on the pulse of a dead rock. I can’t tell if I’m Elmer Fudd or Wile E Coyote or just a sad compilation of both. I was…

  • THIS IS WHY MEN DON’T HAVE BABIES

    Hello again brothers and sisters. Can you guys imagine checking for testicular cancer by having your balls slammed between two slabs of lead? I mean, we get an inadvertent tap out on the basketball court and we’re down. Ever caught a baseball game, squatted down, blocked one in the dirt and realized you forgot your cup? Goodbye…

  • Those Who Forget History….

    Let’s get this out of the way. Who the hell do I think I am? Let’s see…I.m 666 years old, drove the Jews out of Egypt, gave Hitler that mustache and Mick Jagger those lips. Really? If you can believe that shit you must have a red MAGA hat or the same brand hairspray as…

  • I Thought He Was Going To Hit Me So I Hit Him Back First!

    I know what you’re thinking, think me for thanking of you. Wait, that’s not right! Think YOU for thanking of ME. There we go. Simple dyslexia right? I don’t know, happens every time I put on that red MAGA hat I found in the trash after the rally. Doesn’t happen when I put on my…