Tag: politics

  • In The Other Corner Wearing Red, White And Blue With The American Bald Eagle….

    Have you seen these folks, the Sedition Hunters? I assumed they were a group of hardass Dems out for blood. Once again I prove I have my fingers on the pulse of a dead rock. I can’t tell if I’m Elmer Fudd or Wile E Coyote or just a sad compilation of both. I was…

  • THIS IS WHY MEN DON’T HAVE BABIES

    Hello again brothers and sisters. Can you guys imagine checking for testicular cancer by having your balls slammed between two slabs of lead? I mean, we get an inadvertent tap out on the basketball court and we’re down. Ever caught a baseball game, squatted down, blocked one in the dirt and realized you forgot your cup? Goodbye…